The Most Exotic Dorito

One of the more exotic flavors of Doritos is Salsa Verde.  You might ask, what language is this? Am I still in America? Yes you are! Salsa Verde means green dip which is a classic Mexican snack.  The Mexicans invented this a long time ago when they were looking for a fun way to eat their tortillas.  When they created this green color food they were able to have such a fun time dunking their tortillas in it that Americans caught on and stole the snack from them.  Doritos was quick to follow and that is how we have the Salsa Verde flavor!

SAUSAGE TOUCH

SAUSAGE TOUCH

Wouldn’t it be so cool to have a tanning bed that had a stobe light in it?

TIPS

TIPS

When people say “whats on your bucket list?” Do they mean, what foods do you hope to eat out of a bucket? Thats what I though it was.

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FART TRUCK: Its like a food truck but we fart on everything!  

ANOTHER DAWG ON VACATIONZ!

ANOTHER DAWG ON VACATIONZ!

Does anyone know the lead singer of KORN?  I wanna be bffs

REMEMBER THOSE YUMS?

REMEMBER THOSE YUMS?